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1. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Vox Anon wrote: EDIT: a quick review of posts: 30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini 5% joke about compensation 35% actual request for compensation 20% general back patting / trolling 10% drinking game (pleas...
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 19:21:47
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2. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Mini Instructorcon wrote: Just bought elite and dangerous, Sorry CCP, Well... I'm not. I hear it's a very shallow game, but enjoy.
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 19:08:15
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3. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Hitler Rage-Quits Eve Online https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htihrha9nJI
*Sorry, not specifically related to Eve Online being offline, although I tried to find one*
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 19:02:13
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4. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Dunpeal Hunter wrote: I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens. I have chickens as well, well HAD... very tasty spicy fried chicken :P
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 18:44:13
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5. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Imiarr Timshae wrote: Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince. Unfortunately due to the political conflict of my country I am unable to access my family's wealth of 1,500,000 A-Grade server hamsters from inside the country. If you would be so kind a...
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 17:54:44
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6. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Valentine King wrote: When I have technical problems, I find that striking hard with a hammer usually helps............ Lev Andropov: This is how we fix problem in the Russian space station! *commences to beat the server with a wrench*
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 17:19:37
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7. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
I'm forced to take drastic action now because the server is not up. I'm going to prepare a cup-a-noodle.
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 17:14:31
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8. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Anke Eyrou wrote: Any guess how many pages this thread will get to, before the servers are back up? I reckon 245 pages. There was already I don't know how many pages and they deleted them, then restarted the thread.
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 16:58:51
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9. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
David 'Sprocket' Glerum wrote: Larn Conner wrote: Someone have MacGyver's phone number? He could fix the server with a stick of chewing gum and a paperclip. Chuck Norris would only have to glare at it for 2 seconds, after which it would t...
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 16:53:41
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10. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Someone have MacGyver's phone number? He could fix the server with a stick of chewing gum and a paperclip.
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 16:46:50
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11. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Miracle Max: Beat it or I'll call the brute squad. Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad Miracle Max: *looking up and down at Fezzik* You ARE the brute squad. Inigo Montoya: We need a miracle, it's important . Miracle Max: *looks over dead Eve server...
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 16:39:57
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12. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Hoshi Nakumoto wrote: Ok Ive been following this page since No 3 (yes I know I am brain damaged) Phrases I am sick of hearing: 1. have you tried rebooting 2. have you tried a hammer 3. Give us skill points 4. have you tried CTRL ALT DEL 5...
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 16:19:27
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13. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Ultimatum for CCP: Either you turn on the server or you don't. I hate to get rough, but sometimes you gotta put your foot down.
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 15:49:34
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14. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
CCP Falcon wrote: [img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img] UPDATES: 13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUI...
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 15:35:39
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15. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Have you tried to taser the hamster back to life? I see doctors use those pads on patients, maybe tase the hamster a few times to get it up and running.
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 15:27:43
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16. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Leonard "Bones" McCoy: *tricorder waved over body of hamster* It's dead, Jim.
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 14:11:21
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17. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Lev Andropov: That's why I told you "touch nothing". But you're bunch of cowboys!
- by Larn Conner - at 2015.07.15 13:40:59
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18. LOL @ Veteran Whiners. Free Tears on Awesome Day - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Originally by: AchuraLuvPVE Big suprise the EVE veteran forum whiners who are notorious in their abilty to find a whine in every possible circumstance. Even when the change gives them free SP and helps new players. I could see if you did...
- by Larn Conner - at 2010.11.25 17:53:00
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19. The new changes, Veteran hell? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
@John Mongrel I agree with you completely. I find myself wishing I could go back to SWG and keep reminding myself the game is no longer the game it use to be back in 2003. There's nothing we can do about it, the devs have made up their mind and...
- by Larn Conner - at 2010.11.25 16:11:00
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20. Now more learning skills \o/ - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Originally by: Jennifer Starling Originally by: Klatho Cron This is the most ****ed up descision since i entered the game 2.5 years ago. Until today you cpp, were heroes in the game industry to me. I lost the faith in you. My ****i...
- by Larn Conner - at 2010.11.25 15:23:00
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